Thursday, January 29, 2009

"The Room" Haiku

And I hope to never mention it again.

“Make love to me Mark.”
“Lisa, Johnny’s my best friend!”
“Oh, hi. Hi. Oh, hi”

Fake Frisco skyline
Wow, I can see Coit Tower
And Danny Tanner!

One framed utensil
Pick-up tuxedo football
This is called “The Room?”

Evil drug dealer
Won’t you come to the party?
What happened to you?

3 comments:

eviltwinn24 said...

Wait...did you write those?
Man, I need to see this movie.

Stephen said...

Yes.

Jana said...

You're funny. :D