Commando: Arnold has to save his daughter and he robs a gun store with this woman he just met. They go to a mansion and kill people.
Conan the Barbarian: Decapitation. Arnold walks in circles for years. There's a big snake.
Junior: Arnold is wide-eyed in amazement. (That may be just the poster I'm thinking of.)
Kindergarten Cop: Kids are annoying. Dissonance. There's a fight in a bathroom. A urinal is involved somehow (the bad guy gets knocked out on it?). Out of all the Arnold movies, this one seemed the most inappropriate for children!
Predator: Arnold throws a knife into someone's neck. A guy's arm gets blown off. The Indian guy cuts his chest. Nuclear bomb.
Red Sonja: Where's Arnold?
Terminator 2: Judgment Day: I still remember everything.
The Running Man: Arnold's a helicopter pilot. Some guy's head explodes. A hockey player villain is choked with barbed wire.
The Terminator: Arnold has to cut out his eye. Sarah Connor and the guy have sex. The metal skeleton is crushed in a steel factory.
Total Recall: "Stick it up your nose." "You make me wish I had three hands."
Twins: A pulley/chain mechanism thing falls on the bad guy's head.
Conan the Barbarian: Decapitation. Arnold walks in circles for years. There's a big snake.
Junior: Arnold is wide-eyed in amazement. (That may be just the poster I'm thinking of.)
Kindergarten Cop: Kids are annoying. Dissonance. There's a fight in a bathroom. A urinal is involved somehow (the bad guy gets knocked out on it?). Out of all the Arnold movies, this one seemed the most inappropriate for children!
Predator: Arnold throws a knife into someone's neck. A guy's arm gets blown off. The Indian guy cuts his chest. Nuclear bomb.
Red Sonja: Where's Arnold?
Terminator 2: Judgment Day: I still remember everything.
The Running Man: Arnold's a helicopter pilot. Some guy's head explodes. A hockey player villain is choked with barbed wire.
The Terminator: Arnold has to cut out his eye. Sarah Connor and the guy have sex. The metal skeleton is crushed in a steel factory.
Total Recall: "Stick it up your nose." "You make me wish I had three hands."
Twins: A pulley/chain mechanism thing falls on the bad guy's head.
Arnold, wide-eyed in amazement.
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This is pretty awesome.
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