Friday, March 27, 2009

What I Can Remember From Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Watched In My Youth

Commando: Arnold has to save his daughter and he robs a gun store with this woman he just met. They go to a mansion and kill people.

Conan the Barbarian: Decapitation. Arnold walks in circles for years. There's a big snake.

Junior: Arnold is wide-eyed in amazement. (That may be just the poster I'm thinking of.)

Kindergarten Cop: Kids are annoying. Dissonance. There's a fight in a bathroom. A urinal is involved somehow (the bad guy gets knocked out on it?). Out of all the Arnold movies, this one seemed the most inappropriate for children!

Predator: Arnold throws a knife into someone's neck. A guy's arm gets blown off. The Indian guy cuts his chest. Nuclear bomb.

Red Sonja: Where's Arnold?

Terminator 2: Judgment Day: I still remember everything.

The Running Man: Arnold's a helicopter pilot. Some guy's head explodes. A hockey player villain is choked with barbed wire.

The Terminator: Arnold has to cut out his eye. Sarah Connor and the guy have sex. The metal skeleton is crushed in a steel factory.

Total Recall: "Stick it up your nose." "You make me wish I had three hands."

Twins: A pulley/chain mechanism thing falls on the bad guy's head.


Arnold, wide-eyed in amazement.