"Ever since you watched that six-hour silent piece of crap [The Birth of a Nation], I've always been impressed by your bad movie-endurance"
"Does this have Jean-Claude Van Damme?"
"No. They made a second one."
"Audiences were clamoring for another."
"What's up with that guy's wig? It's like a Thomas Jefferson wig!"
"Where's Dhalsim?"
"Where's Guile?"
"Where's Blanka?"
"His name's Gen? Is he actually Ken?"
"Chris Klein is by far the best actor in this movie. It's like he's channeling Steven Seagal."
"When are they going to fight?"
"This is terrible."
The Thomas Jefferson wig.
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